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whorville:

I have bullshitted my way through almost two decades of life

i can’t have a soul mate because i have no soul

Woops my 10 minute study break turned into a whole year

shalrath:

what doesnt kill you gives you exp points

trillow:

i got 99 problems and i can’t remember any of them so i guess that makes a hundred

olympicswagging:

maybe if i sigh hard enough all my finals will be canceled

Finals Week.

I need D’s on my Linear Algebra and Calc II final to keep an A in the class. I don’t even care about Computer Science.

I DON’T WANT TO STUDYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY.

thereichenbach:

no please believe me im really smart i just don’t give two shits about what you’re teaching

cafunedesaudade:

I’m trying to figure out when “oh, it’s midnight” turned into “oh, it’s only midnight”

varldslighet:

varldslighet:

I CAUGHT A SHINY PILOSWINE

I NICKNAMED IT PILOSHINE