I have bullshitted my way through almost two decades of life
i can’t have a soul mate because i have no soul
Woops my 10 minute study break turned into a whole year
what doesnt kill you gives you exp points
i got 99 problems and i can’t remember any of them so i guess that makes a hundred
maybe if i sigh hard enough all my finals will be canceled
I need D’s on my Linear Algebra and Calc II final to keep an A in the class. I don’t even care about Computer Science.
I DON’T WANT TO STUDYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY.
no please believe me im really smart i just don’t give two shits about what you’re teaching
I’m trying to figure out when “oh, it’s midnight” turned into “oh, it’s only midnight”
I CAUGHT A SHINY PILOSWINE
I NICKNAMED IT PILOSHINE